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Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales

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"This book is gross—and outrageous and funny." —R. L. Stine
Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin' trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies!
What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you?
You've got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD!
So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World's Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won't know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!

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      May 1, 2023
      Five muco-centric graphic tales in the classic tradition of the Slimeballs and Barf-O-Rama series. Periodically pausing to reset the mood by chewing up classic books and covering a staring storytime audience with projectile vomit, an outsized rubbery mouth spews out a set of original tales--beginning with one about a child who saves the world from being covered in green slime by loogie monsters in exchange for being appointed school principal. Later entries follow a weak-stomached Romanian vampire who immigrates to America ("Where all are created equal, and some are treated that way!"), lay out a steep cultural learning curve when young Stella's "bio mom" is replaced by a wrapped stepmummy, show what happens when internet trolls meet real ones, and pit a pair of frustrated ghost hunters against a mob of spectral pranksters. In all of these, DeGrand shows a real talent for lavishing copious quantities of puke, snot, blood, slobber, slime, and goo into his garishly hued cartoon scenes along with endowing the popeyed nonhuman and undead cast members with warty or glutinous skin in a range of noxious shades. Humans present a diverse (and healthier looking) mix of skin colors. Funny, gross, and clever but definitely not recommended for mealtime reading. (Graphic short stories. 7-10)

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